Loogies from the Dungeonmaster…

So as everyone knows, sometimes emails are sent with fake from addresses. And sometimes I get replies from those emails that I never sent. This one is the best I’ve ever got:

 

DUE TO EXCESSIVE FLOODING OF JUNK MAIL AND WEAK VIRUS/TROJAN ATTEMPTS BY IDIOTS, THIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS NOW INACTIVE. ALL MAIL SENT HERE WILL BE RETURNED.

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IF YOU ARE A FRIEND OR CLIENT YOU SHOULD HAVE OTHER MEANS OF CONTACTING ME.

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IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE IDIOTS, GET A LIFE! YOU CAN’T EVEN HACK A LOOGIE. YOUR WEAK ASS PRIMITIVE MIND NEEDS TO BE REMOVED THROUGH YOUR NECK! HEY, WHO KNOWS MAYBE ONE DAY WE WILL MEET AND I CAN SHOW YOU!

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MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA AND WATCH OVER OUR TROOPS AS THEY MOP THE WORLD CLEAN OF SHIT LIKE YOU!

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